my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
when none of ur internet friends are online
I would have been so tight. Lmao this is so embarrassing.
it was like someone kicked her twice and she fell off a cliff but caught the ledge…..and then the dude was like ‘here take my hand!!’ but his hand was mad greasy….rip lil deb
this is just a few what I have seen lately
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
My sister has a bearded dragon and they typically eat crickets, but they’ll eat mice occasionally as well. She bought this mouse a week ago and the first day, the bearded dragon put the mouse in his mouth and the mouse squeaked so he spit it out… and he’s never tried to eat it again! Now they’re friends and the mouse sleeps on his back and head and even moved some wood chips over to where the bearded dragon sleeps so he would have a bed too! It’s so cute.
i want a pet who has a pet!
it’s his familiar
It’s a petpet